You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.